Who invited HIM? » Rush “OxyClean” Limbaugh http://whoinvitedHIM.com Confessions of a Hollywood Party Crasher -- The Truth Behind the Gossip Sat, 31 Oct 2009 06:59:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Nicole’s taking me on a cruise … if she becomes a fatty! http://whoinvitedHIM.com/2006/07/nicole-is-taking-me-on-a-cruise/ http://whoinvitedHIM.com/2006/07/nicole-is-taking-me-on-a-cruise/#comments Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:17:12 +0000 bradcerenzia http://whoinvitedHIM.com/?p=4 nic.jpgApparently Nicole’s dad, Lionel, thinks she’s too thin and we’re to blame. She just called me and told me that he said if she put on some “meat” that she’d get a free trip on a yacht. That really pisses me off. All this time we’re doing all the hard work to at least make her presentable to Paris and then he goes and tells her to go buffet. Just wait, Mister Richie. You won’t be so happy when it’s only a maternity dress that fits her … sans child … and the only person who will be around to clean up her too-late-but-A-for-effort binges will be Brittany. Murphy, not Spears.

PS – Check out her glasses – she TOTALLY ripped off that style from me. Grr. I snuck light syrup in place of the heavy syrup on her pancakes when she wasn’t looking so she’ll have to try extra hard to gain weight. Shit. Now I might not get the cruise. And speaking of Cruise … he just got back from the Carribean with some Rusty Limberger … Limebag … I dunno. Apparently this dude can’t keep it up and needs little pills to help. How he get his dick to take them I’ll never know. But Cruise said he’d fill me in as soon as they got back. I haven’t heard from him. I hope he’s okay! Every time I call I worry that Katie is gunna pick up. And that wouldn’t be good for anybody. Cruise is afraid she’ll find out the truth about the baby and disappear, like in some movie or something. I’d pay $8 to watch that.

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