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BREAKING: Janice Dickinson Crushes Pedestrians, Hope

janiceoutofcontrol.jpgWEST HOLLYWOOD, Cali. (AP) – An 89-year-old woman passing through a crowd at a gay summer music festival in West Hollywood panicked after striking one pedestrian and his poodle and lurched through the throng of thongs, injuring 17 people, before finally getting into her car, officials said. The rest were non-life-threatening injuries. The driver, Janice Dickinson, of self-promoting “I’m the World’s First Supermodel(tm)” fame, and a male passenger, Brad Cerenzia, were not injured. “It was terrible – people weren’t paying any attention to her and she just … well, she just panicked,” Cerenzia said. “She was shaken. She was in shock. I think any one of us would have done the same thing.”

Police said it was premature to point to a cause and were still interviewing witnesses and many of those struck by Dickinson, either by the car as she left the scene or by slurred insults to those “fucking bitches [belch] think they’re models [hic] they’re just fat bitches [burp] like Omarosa -f!*k her, man, f&@k her!”

Investigators will look at any video that may have been captured by surveillance cameras. They will also be reviewing video recorded by Janice’s production team for her hit show “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency,” though they don’t expect to find anything of value.


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