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6 Things You Didn’t Know About Johnny Depp

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- Arrested for being in a fight with paparazzis in front of a restaurant in London. [Should've just let me take the picture of your damned kids - sheesh!]

- Shares a birthday with Michael J. Fox and Natalie Portman. [but not very well ... and he always buys them scarves and ties]

- Is a huge fan of Jack the Ripper. [Hmmm ... I hear Ann Coulter is into role play ... you ought to give her a ... call ... ]

- As a child, he was allergic to chocolate [How ironic! I am allergic to his Willy Wonka!]

- Best quote: “The only gossip I’m interested in is things from the Weekly World News – ‘Woman’s bra bursts, 11 injured.’ That kind of thing.” [Thanks, we're flattered at WhoInvitedHIM! We're healing well after the explosion.]

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