- Arrested for being in a fight with paparazzis in front of a restaurant in London. [Should’ve just let me take the picture of your damned kids - sheesh!]

- Shares a birthday with Michael J. Fox and Natalie Portman. [but not very well … and he always buys them scarves and ties]

- Is a huge fan of Jack the Ripper. [Hmmm … I hear Ann Coulter is into role play … you ought to give her a … call … ]

- As a child, he was allergic to chocolate [How ironic! I am allergic to his Willy Wonka!]

- Best quote: “The only gossip I’m interested in is things from the Weekly World News - ‘Woman’s bra bursts, 11 injured.’ That kind of thing.” [Thanks, we’re flattered at WhoInvitedHIM! We’re healing well after the explosion.]